Blessed with the power of the Third Eye of Truth, Philion will keep you safe from all the fake natties, influencers, and pussboi’s who plague social media.

Plop him on your shelf or throw him in your gym bag (unless it smells). He makes a great addition to any environment because of his dashing good looks and flowing hair.

If the plushy seems alive, it’s because the Third Eye is always watching.

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