Once upon the future, in an alternate world called Second Eden, there was a little blue penguin born in a normal household to a normal family. His first eight words were "My gran could do better and she's dead," and then came his ninth word... "Knife,"

And so he was named Knaifu.

Want your very own dangerous(ly cute) plushie to knife your problems away? Do you need a little blue penguin to threaten your problems with?

Have a knife life!

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