It's Lefsa, the grub-wife from Franzen! Oh god! She's real! This six legged cretin will watch you all day and night, so don't do anything suspicious! Squeeze her, pet her, use her as a blunt weapon, tell her your secrets! Place her anywhere: on a shelf, inside a pipe, inside a brass instrument, inside a pipe, or inside a pipe! Any place dark, cramped, or damp. It's where the beast is most comfortable.

Lefsa has a heart of gold, so give her lots of hugs and reward her good deeds. Above all else, take good care of her.


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