HELLO People on the other side of the screen. Yeah I can see you. Stop blinking your eyes individually you look weird. 

Anyways, I got bored and decided to try selling out! You can now wear my concrete skin. It’ll keep you warm (trust me I know from personal experience)

It comes with everything you’d want from me and nothing more, because that would be expensive. We’ve got a recreation of my vintage wrist watch, a classic from the “Feltuh Markure” line. You also get my iconic bow, which yes, is a part of my body. Don’t worry about the plasters, they are purely decorative (though I recommend not throwing yourself backwards while wearing it or it may cause issues in the near future)

I’m making these all myself, no unpaid interns behind these ones (unfortunately) so enjoy them! Now I’m off to watch some short form content.

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