Hey Creatures! It's Emzotic! I am SO excited that you've come to check out the official, limited edition Niffler plushie. If you don't know who Niffler is, he is one of my cheeky pet ferrets - AKA The Bonus Weasels!

What makes Niffler so special is (how do I put this nicely?) he has no braincells. He tries his best every day, but he's about as dynamic as a doorstop, and as dense as a rock. He makes clumsy choices, like war-dancing headfirst into the oven door and knocking himself out cold. Literally. The footage actually exists.

This Niffler plushie is huge! It's about twice the size of a real ferret, and like the real Niffler, it's also extremely dense, and devoid of braincells. This isn't a floppy plush with minimal stuffing - it holds its shape and is truly collectible quality.

So, whilst the real Niffler is essentially a warm-blooded, musty-scented doorstop, you could totally use this loooongboi as a draft stopper under your door. I've been doing that in my new apartment!

And because I know how the Creature Crew love Niffler's jellybean nose, we even took the dropper tool and made sure that the color of his booper is the exact color of Niffler's real nose.

One of my favorite parts of the Niffler plush is the presence of his toe beans - we couldn't forget that adorable detail. Oh, and the classic Niffler faraway gaze. His expression, devoid of any intelligent thought, has truly been captured!

I am so proud of this plush. It is truly the cutest ferret plush available anywhere, and has all of the adorableness of a real ferret. Musty scent not included.

A portion of each Niffler sale will be donated to ferret rescues! Thank you for helping all the Stinky Slinkies! 

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