Woah, who's that bandaged schmuck lyin' on the ground over here?" Why, that's Randy Jade, of course! "He's, uhhh, bleeding out pretty bad, should I call him ambulance?!" Nonsense! This is what Randy does best! Why, he's THRIVING! And yes, that's right: For a mere PITTANCE, YOU (yes, YOU) can take home Dialtown's accident-prone mascot for yourself! He's ALL yours! PURCHASE RANDY PURCHASE RANDY PURCHASE RANDY.


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