Christmas comes but once a year...

Which is good. Because Santa has upgraded from a Little Helper to a Little Platoon, and he is tired of packing presents for a bunch of consumerist pigs for less than the minimum wage.

Santa's Little Platoon needs a break and he quite fancies the look of your house. He brings his own booze and cigarettes - some of which he may share - and will conspire with you to overthrow Santa, so you can rule Christmas as father and son/daughter.

Make Santa's Little Platoon your Little Platoon and he will sit sternly, on couch or desk or even your bed (if you ask nicely), judging passers-by to see if they will make worthy citizens of the People's Republic of North Pole, or if they should be liquidated and caramelized for candy cane ingredients. Ho ho ho.

Don’t forget to grab his friends. The Abominable Longman will whip our serfs into shape with his festive tentacles, and Reindeer Fringy will pull the sleigh that takes them to the mines.

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