After a falling-out with someone you once called family, you're forced to experience a twisted, dangerous, high-stakes version of your most traumatic memory over and over and over again.

...So why not immortalize it by owning a cute, soft, and weird looking version of your would-be murderer, you might ask..? Why not!

With 'Does Evil Things Guy' now in plush form, you can hug, kiss, cuddle, and do other unsavory—and preferably private—things with him!

I sure wouldn't, though.

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