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The Critical Drinker Plush

By: The Critical Drinker

Ended: December 25, 2021

1,846 sold

923% Funded

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Message from the Creator

In need of a reliable little drinking buddy that won't start fights or pass out under the table like your so-called 'real friends'? Then say hello to the Critical Drinker plush.

Ideal to serve as the physical embodiment of the Drinker himself to keep spirits high on a night out, or sit thoughtfully by your side on the couch as you delve into another terrible movie. Whatever situation you find yourself in, the Critical Drinker plush is ready to help you.

Comes complete with his own little bottle of booze to dull the pain of bad films, soiled bath robe, and a pair of stylish aviators to hide his unfocussed, bloodshot eyes. 

Don't delay - order your Drinker plush today to avoid the same crippling disappointment that turned his namesake to drink! 

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