Returning from LAMINAX Co.'s cataloguing department once again, we've successfully identified that this item: is NOT a threat. You may know us from our pharmaceuticals, weaponry, radioactive gear, radioactive weaponry, radioactive medical treatment, radioactive monsters-

But we come to dabble in a new venue following a catastrophic loss that requires extension into a new business endeavour so we, quote: do not go bankrupt! So, weaponising the pain of our fallen mercenaries, we come bearing this Violet mercenary- no, not the real one, this one's stuffed. And an extra feature: NOT RADIOACTIVE! That's right, we can officially say that this product is officially 99.98 PERCENT ARDON FREE! Also the goggles come off. The depiction is courtesy of our creative department to visualise what it may look like, to peer deep into the eyes of a crazed-serial-killer-monster-who-may-have-worked-for-us-before.

That aside, order your very own NightCrawler plush-caricature now! Ego-damaging to our mutual enemy comes free with every purchase!

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