Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you feel so…

 

PLUSHIE!

 

They thought they’d seen the last of you! They thought, surely, that your saccharine power was locked firmly away where it could never bother anyone again! THEY THOUGHT WRONG!!! But that’s okay, everyone makes mistakes! The important thing is that they learn from their mistakes and then solve their personal problems with you by facing them head on! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

And you, dear customer, must now face Trickster John head on. Observe his giggles. His peachy-keen complexion. The daring pinks and blues of his new look. All these and more can be yours to tend or torture, and you might as well get in on this action now because either way, he is coming. Dunk him in milk and throw him against the wall, lock him in a fridge, do whatever you have to do to come to terms with the undeniable reality that things are about to get sillyhoo around here.

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