Your name is ARADIA MEGIDO, and for the first time in your life, you are a LIMITED EDITION PLUSHIE. You are also SUPER ADORABLE, and you intend to STAY THAT WAY. :)

This Maid of Time is actually made of cotton and fabric, but she’s still on all our minds around the clock, so won’t you give her a chance and pre-order her today? You could take her to a museum (educational!), or a funeral (inappropriate!), or you could simply let her frolic with all her friends on your bed. It’s your choice!

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