A young man stands in his bedroom, but who’s to say he couldn't be standing in yours?

Your name is JOHN, and as it turns out you have been turned into a LIMITED EDITION PLUSH. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for being VERY SOFT. You like to be constructed of only the FINEST MATERIALS and are VERY GOOD AT IT.

By popular demand we’re introducing the next plushie in our Homestuck line! Pair him with your Karkat! Or not! Let him sit alone for all I care! Preorder yours today!

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