Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You are one of the few of your kind who can be as STUNNINGLY DELIGHTFUL TO THE MASSES. As such, you have taken a shining to BEING AS CUTE AND LOVABLE as you are. Because your natural state of plushie cuteness strongly overpowers instinctive regard for the utilitarian, you have developed a zeal for COTTON and FLEECE and SNUGGLING.

Preorder now and YOU can be one of the few of YOUR kind to own a limited edition Kanaya plushie! Complete your collection of Homestuck plushies with our darling Kanaya here, alongside with her dearly beloved Rose too. Claim yours today!

 

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