Meet Rhaeven, the world’s most extra plush phoenix who was literally born in the ashes of our last failed attempt at adulting.

Picture this: It was 2018, life had just exploded, the smoke alarm was screaming for its life, and in the middle of the chaos, we had an idea: Let’s do the hardest thing imaginable. Let’s start a book publisher named Aethon! Our lives looked like a low-budget dragon movie set, and from the smoldering ruins of our dignity, Rhaeven rose—tiny, fluffy, and already judging us with those beady little side-eyes. Legend says a true phoenix is reborn from flames.

Rhaeven (named after the legal names of Aethon founders Rhett and Steven) was reborn from poor life choices. She’s 100% fireproof (that might not be true at all), comes pre-traumatized, and will never let you forget that one time you DNF’d a book.

Features: * Gloriously golden feathers that smell faintly of exhaustion. * A flamelike design that is way hotter than your ex. * Cute as the fires of hell. * A small tag that reads: “In case of fire, give up.”

Warning: Rhaeven may spontaneously combust. But don’t worry, she will rise again.

Adopt Rhaeven today. Because sometimes you need a $29.99 reminder that even disasters can be cuddly.

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