From the world of Billie Bust Up and right into your (hopefully) loving arms, it’s Aristotle the Axolotl! Cute, pink, and basically a genius. They can teach you anything you want to learn! Magic, cooking, magic cooking! Even math, I guess. They’re wonderful company and dressed to impress with a tiny purple cape, and only sometimes will they cry about their lost love and angsty past!


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