Bob likes people, he really likes people, he likes them so much that he has somehow broken the laws of time and space to enter our world!
Now you can have your own little guy to keep you company! Take him to the park! Show him to your friends! Cover him in milk (NOT ADVISED), and don’t worry, there’s plenty to go around! There’s… so many…
(We are not liable for any absorptions or sacrificial rituals Bob may or may not cause)