ATTENTION!! Clean Crew and Refurbished Antiques has a surprise (and marketable) announcement!!

It's quite scary and icky out there, isn't it? Wish you had a buddy to keep you company on a sad and dying night? Well have no fear, I'm here! Me! BUDDY! To keep you company! The Crew generously donated some sewing and fabric doo-dads, so we thought... Hey, why don't WE make a beautiful, marketable antique (at a cheap price) of my likeness... Well, heh not "WE" but...

The Clean Crew BUDDY plushie is AVAILABLE NOW in all my beautiful glory. Comes with our patented vacuum pack thingy, an incredibly field-tested screen, and a big, cheery, CRT smile that will surely bring some light to your fleshy face! Hold me, kick me, throw me! Just how any Clean Crew member would!

BUY NOW! BUY NOW!!! For this is a LIMITED TIME OFFER!

And also, if you're still kicking it out there... Don't forget to call CLEAN CREW for a better tomorrow!

-BUDDY

Use code BUDDYBOOGIE in Clean Crew for a special surprise!!