A Necromancer, a Revolutionary, and a girl with a divine obsession walk into a bar. "I'll have a Blue Blazer", the Necromancer says. The Revolutionary replies "I love me some scotch, make that two!", while the girl looks the bartender up and down, and says: "I think I'm thirsy for somethin' else today." The bartender tells the girl: "I don't think you can handle me after two drinks, miss."

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