Have you ever felt that humans are NOT at the top of the (Food) chain? That humans are (A**holes) and the world would be a better place under man's best (Friend)? Then fret not! We bring good news!

Our animal overlord Biscuit is here to save us, and while he may require sustenance, we only ask for 30$ (plus tax) for your own emotional support corgi plushie in his likeness that you can gaze upon.

What are you waiting for? There is no better time than now to show your allegiance!

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