We took the biggest shrimpster we could find and (painlessly) converted him into a lovable plushie for your personal amusement. Without owners, his many clones will be discarded into the eternal abyss, never to be seen again. He may not be musically talented, but he was deliberately created for your comfort! Give him a hug! Squeeze him! Throw him out of a window! Only possible with our Jumbo Shrimpster. That you want. Very badly.

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