"Hey there, pardner! I was uh, told to make a message to all m' fans out there, so uh, yeah!"

(Har har, I'm more nervous than a deer in headlights!)

"Well friends, I truly thank ya from the bottom o' my heart. Yer support with this here plushie o' mine not only means that I can keep on keepin' on, but truly shows me how many people are rootin' for mannequins like me out there!"

"Now lets see here… This here stuffed mannequin comes with a hearty smile, a friendly hardhat, and a hopeful heart! If ya want somethin' to brighten up yer abode, or just need a shoulder to cry on, This ol' woodsman will be there for ya, through thick n' thin!"

"With yer purchase of this little ol' guy, you'll be set knowin' yer supportin' a good cause, and helpin' a lotta people get on their stands! Er, feet I mean. Anywho, I thank m' lucky stars that I have y'all by my side. Thank you kindly for supportin' the Mannequin Mark plush!"

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