Have you ever wanted your very own artificially intelligent companion! Well TOO BAD!! THIS THING IS NEITHER ARTIFICIAL, NOR INTELLIGENT! As a special thank you for adopting this AI companion, this plushie comes with SUPER MEGA HIGH TECH GOGGLES, a GIGA POWERFUL charging cable tail, and AWESOME NETWORK BEACONS on her head (they are not edible). Buy one today to have a traveling companion through the wonderful world of the internet! Please don’t kick the plushie (you may kick the plushie).

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