Getting signatures for petitions is grueling work, and a much more dangerous occupation than you may think! Speaking of... it seems that everyone's favorite Petition Guy has returned: this time as the marketed plushie itself! He's here on business, forced to secure as many purchases as possible before he "runs out of time". Does anyone else hear that beeping noise? Anyways, get yours before they're gone for good!

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