Bring home your own cuddly mascot from the geeky video game music band, The Chalkeaters!

After countless experiments, Professor Chalk has finally transformed himself into a huggable, marketable plush just for you! He’s here to teach you all about Gabe Newell and Todd Howard memes, blow all your money on gacha games, and roll out the Fallout right in your bedroom. Just don’t mention Among Us around him– it drives him nuts for some reason.

Now, I’m not afraid to end up on a shelf,
I’ll get to see you through my every fabric self,
Perceiving every hug, oh God, it’s such a rush–
I’m gonna turn myself into a marketable plush!

Squeeze me and hug me and give me a kiss!
Share me with your dog, yeah, I’m taking that risk!
But there’s a line that you don’t wanna cross…
Put me in a jar and I’m calling the cops.

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