Have you ever wanted a superpower? The ability to fly? To transform? To turn invisible?

Well it can't happen for you, but it CAN happen for Rick Shades! Why not be a pal and help him out? Simply shake his little hand, then tie the fell knot of friendship around your finger to seal the pact. Voilà! Now Rick has access to all of your powers: Being attractive and cool. The power to accumulate empty beverage containers on your computer desk. Knowing how to open a .ZIP folder! All these and more crackle at his fingertips! AHHHH HA HA HA HA HAAAAH!!!

. . . But he's still looking a little lonely. Why not grab a Percy doll so his army of friends can grow even further?

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