"Woah, who's that dapper-looking gentleman over there?!"

Why, it's Roger Jones, of course! BUSINESS-extraordinaire! That's right, folks! The hungry masses have finally been heard and you can now purchase Dialtown's favorite absent-minded fellow for yourself! Each limited-edition Roger plushie comes ready equipped for all manner of frivolous activities, including (but not limited to) collecting centipedes, gazing longingly at the space where your mini-fridge used to be, browsing the net for gnome lore, watching animal videos (while you should be assembling a slideshow presentation), shopping for potted ferns, emailing Peter to remind him to remind YOU to pay your employees, and SO much more! So, what are you waiting for? Purchase this charming little varmint TODAY!

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