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The Marckus Shirt by Bruva Alfabusa product image

Model is 5’3”/160cm and wears a size S.

The Marckus Shirt by Bruva Alfabusa product image
The Marckus Shirt by Bruva Alfabusa product image
The Marckus Shirt by Bruva Alfabusa product image
The Marckus Shirt by Bruva Alfabusa product image
The Marckus Shirt by Bruva Alfabusa product image
The Marckus Shirt by Bruva Alfabusa product image
The Marckus Shirt by Bruva Alfabusa product image
The Marckus Shirt by Bruva Alfabusa product image

Model is 5’3”/160cm and wears a size S.

Message from the Creator

Have you ever wanted to feel what its like to be mere seconds away from breaking every bone below your waist and skull? You needn't yearn any longer!

The Marckus Warckus shirt is here!
Look at it's fine (extra) Virgin white colors, mixed with the inevitable hues of red which will hide the failures of your nightly hunts!
Feel the finely textured neck seam whenever you scratch your clavicle.
LOOK LIKE A COOL GUY WITH THE POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT MESSAGE ON THE BACK
PROMOTE Hunter: the Parenting by foppishly showing your waist line with the OFFICAL Hunter: the Parenting logo!

NOTE: SPAGHETTI SAUCE STAIN NOT INCLUDED

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