Recipe for Toast (Serves 1)

4 cups flour
2 Egg Accusations
1 cup Panicked Sweat
1 tbsp Yeast
2 tbsp Naive Wonder
6 tbsp Exotic Butter
4 cups Salt

1. Mix your dry ingredients into a bowl until combined, then slowly fold in wet ingredients.
2. Let rest for 6 hours for five nights until dough has risen.
3. Put into a pre-heated oven at 666° for 69 minutes.
4. Take out and enjoy


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